CRAZY SMS

I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too.

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

You people are crazy! I know...I can recognize my kind.

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

Being stupid is its own reward.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.